735.A bunch of muggleborn Rawenclaws got so tired of the lack of knowledge on muggle subjects that they started giving classes in maths, science, muggle history and many more.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
What if I told yu that everything was just different arrangements of atoms?
A self-proclaimed “feminist”, this mansplainer advises against making feminism too scary for those precious, delicate men that show up to events. Don’t just hop in with discussions about women, make sure you start off by reassuring men that they are, in fact, the center of attention! It’s the only way to keep them in your organization, don’t you know that?
plot twist: two male characters are platonic friends and the fandom appreciates them as such
plot twist: two male characters are canonically super gay for each other and have well written characterisations that don’t revolve around their sexuality and that people stop complaining about people wanting to see queer relationships in the media they consume
shout out to all the people who are content with mediocrity. for real, fuck this weird “everyone is gonna be an earth-shaker” stressful shit they push on you before you’re even out of the womb. give me stability, a sense of belonging, rootedness. i don’t need fame and fortune.
But they obsess over Finland instead of Japan.
"MOI. MY NAME IS JANE SMITH, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME TAHTI VANHANEN. I EAT SALMIAKKI FOR DINNER. THEN I GO INTO MY MAKESHIFT SAUNA THAT I MADE BY PUTTING A HOT GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL IN A RUNNING SHOWER WITH THE DOOR CLOSED AND LISTEN TO METAL. VOI PERKELE!!!! I’M AMERICAN BY BIRTH BUT FINNISH AT HEART. SUOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIII FINLAND IN MY HEART FOREEEEEEVEEEEEERRRRR! MOI FOR NOW."
amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.
tag game: characters who have the same personality as you!
If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.
Tagged by: lightlykilled
Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!
INTJs are clever, analytical, pragmatic and logical, and are not scared to tell someone (or themselves) when they’re being stupid. They emphasize efficiency, making them simultaneously loners and excellent leaders. Their natural talent for planning and system-building often makes them the perfect villains.
Artemis Fowl from the Artemis Fowl series
Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII
Andrew Ryan from BioShock
Mr. Blackadder, Esq. from Blackadder the Third OMFG
Walter White and Gus Fring from Breaking Bad
Rupert Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Havelock Vetinari from Discworld
Dr. Ogden Wernstrom from Futurama
Cristina Yang from Grey’s Anatomy
Smaug from The Hobbit
Severus Snape and Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter
Dr. Gregory House from House
O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill
Denethor and Saruman from The Lord of the Rings
The Architect from The Matrix Reloaded
GLaDOS from Portal
Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs
Manwë and Finarfin fro The Silmarillion
Capt. Jean-Luc Picard and Ensign Ro Laren from Star Trek: The Next Generation
Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files
Jeez, I always knew that I was perceived as the typical antagonist, but I never thought I actually have the same traits as bad guys. Did I turn out like this because I started to act like what was expected from me, or was it there all along? Probs both.
Not tagging anyone, just do it if you like!
Doctor told me I’ve got shinsplints
And here I thought I was just being weak and lazy
thank god I stopped before serious injury.
has it ever occurred to anyone chanting the praises of female characters who are “tough but still a woman (maintains her femininity) ” that the only reason their toughness is tolerated (and why they are super popular and marketable) is that they pander to the male gaze by being ~attractive~,and how that’s not actually progressive at all?
Pistorius has taught abusers everywhere that they can come up with the flimsiest of lies and will be believed. Women everywhere have learned that their partners can terrorize and abuse and even murder them and get away with it.
She must have been terrified.”
Pistorius has taught abusers everywhere that they can come up with the flimsiest of lies and will be believed. Women everywhere have learned that their partners can terrorize and abuse and and even murder them and get away with it.
She must have been terrified.”